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Top 5 WORST Movies on Netflix

Netflix has really amped up its game in the entertainment sector, going from simply delivering DVDs by mail to becoming the biggest online streaming service in the world. As a result, the digital giant has a diverse catalog films and shows, many of which are incredible productions. But there are a lot of awful ones too. Here are our Top 5 Worst Films on Netflix:

5. The Ridiculous Six

Adam Sandler is continuing to make the most out of his deal with Netflix to create more films that no one will care about.

With a movie starring Terry Crews, Adam Sandler, the alpaca from “Twilight,” Rob Schneider, the fat guy from “Lost” and Owen Wilson’s less successful brother, a lot could’ve gone wrong. A lot did go wrong. The six “brothers” are searching for their missing father, whose only success was how many times he got it in. Six times apparently.

If you’re up for watching a movie that’ll still be bad even if you watch it drunk or high, you should still skip “The Ridiculous Six.”

4. The Cobbler

Apparently Hollywood will let famous people make anything. The cliché of “Take a walk in another man’s shoes” has been taken too far with Sandler’s “The Cobbler.” More than just a cautionary tale about judging others without knowing them, “The Cobbler” lets Adam Sandler save his neighborhood by stealing the plot of “Quantum Leap” in a way that only a foot fetish will allow.

Despite the mostly good cast with veterans Dustin Hoffman, Lynn Cohen and Steve Buscemi, the film flops as hard as the shoes Sandler is supposed to fix.

3. That’s My Boy

If you’ve ever eaten Taco Bell too late at night, you’re very familiar with that burning, roiling feeling in your stomach as all of those burritos scream at you to get to a toilet and let them out. The instant regret that comes from it is a classic sign that you need to rethink your choices.

Adam Sandler’s “That’s My Boy” is that in film form. As far as burning piles of trash made into a movie go, “That’s My Boy” is about as close as you can get to a train wreck without actually being in one.

2. The Do-Over

If any movie title fit the film best, it’s “The Do-Over,” where they kept up morale and pushed through even when they really should’ve let it die. No do-over is coming for this utter failure of a movie. There aren’t many comedies that involve faking your death as a way to get away from your wife. Even fewer involve Adam Sandler getting cancer as an actual plot device, but that’s “The Do-Over” for you.

All the movie does successfully is give the viewers cancer as they struggle to find a way to understand the film’s shaky premise and even shakier camera work. On a scale of 1 to vomit, “The Do-Over” scores a solid wet fart.

1. Pixels

“Pixels,” Sandler’s attempt to get rich off of the gamer crowd, basically defines the problem with Hollywood’s inability to make something truly original and successful.

Starring Pac-Man, Galaga, Space Invaders and more classic games, the movie uses its budget to absolutely shit on the source materials while pretending to honor them. The only way this movie could’ve been saved were if the titular pixels were covering up all of the plot holes that fill every Sandler movie.


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